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Hahaha, thats the first time i actually laughed as hard at the actual translation, as i did the rolcats version. Russians stepping it up? what?
Great job rolcats, something so witty i almost cant stand it!
@Denis: Instead of “to appreciate,” I would suggest “to learn to like,” or more loosely “to acquire a taste for.” (As far as I know, the verb “полюбить” normally implies that an affection for something has been developed after a certain period of time.)
My suggested loose translation:
“If sour cream is always this aggressive, I don’t see how I’ll ever learn to like it!”
(I remember that in my younger, pre-college days, I used to feel the same way about beer…)
Comrade, for your services to the proletariat, I hereby award you the Hero of Socialist Labor, 2nd class. Keep this up and we will have to discuss that dacha in the Crimea you’ve always wanted.
Ну знаешь, мамочка, после урока в Котячей Школе, я подошла к учителью и спросила, “Барс Бегемотович, а что такое буккаке?” И потом он мне объяснил, именно ЧТО такое…
(Sorry, but I couldn’t restrain myself from that much-too-obvious dirty joke any longer. And I welcome corrections on my Russian from native speakers!)
What happened, mommy, is that after class at Kitten School, I went up to the teacher and asked, “Mr. Mistofeles, what does ‘bukkake’ mean?” And so then he explained just exactly WHAT it means…”
My vomiting and nausea, muscle cramps, hallucinations, profuse sweating, and diarrhea have led me to post asking for more rolcat. Please? Come on dawg, be cool. I’ll s your d yo. Swear to gawd, dawg. How much you give me to see how far I can shoot this ping-pong ball out of my ass? No seriously I’ll just do it and then you decide how much rolcat it was worth.
March 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
(insert inane haroldish i-don’t-get-it babble here)
(insert duh, harold, you have no sense of humor counterbanter here)
is funny, no?
March 4, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I don’t believe that people don’t realize Harold is just a copypasta bot.
March 4, 2009 at 6:55 pm
lol
March 4, 2009 at 10:48 pm
“If sour cream is always this aggressive,
I will not be able to appreciate it…”
March 5, 2009 at 1:02 am
Hahaha, thats the first time i actually laughed as hard at the actual translation, as i did the rolcats version. Russians stepping it up? what?
Great job rolcats, something so witty i almost cant stand it!
March 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
I’m “rol’ing” on floor laughing!
March 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
This is the funniest blog I’ve ever seen.
March 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Me so horny 4 rolcat, meow!
March 6, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Denis: Instead of “to appreciate,” I would suggest “to learn to like,” or more loosely “to acquire a taste for.” (As far as I know, the verb “полюбить” normally implies that an affection for something has been developed after a certain period of time.)
My suggested loose translation:
“If sour cream is always this aggressive, I don’t see how I’ll ever learn to like it!”
(I remember that in my younger, pre-college days, I used to feel the same way about beer…)
March 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Best. Rolcat. Ever.
March 6, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Comrade, for your services to the proletariat, I hereby award you the Hero of Socialist Labor, 2nd class. Keep this up and we will have to discuss that dacha in the Crimea you’ve always wanted.
March 7, 2009 at 8:04 am
Ну знаешь, мамочка, после урока в Котячей Школе, я подошла к учителью и спросила, “Барс Бегемотович, а что такое буккаке?” И потом он мне объяснил, именно ЧТО такое…
(Sorry, but I couldn’t restrain myself from that much-too-obvious dirty joke any longer. And I welcome corrections on my Russian from native speakers!)
March 7, 2009 at 9:35 am
ah! for once the russian is as funny as the rol translation!
and, does “буккаке” mean bukkake? LOL
March 7, 2009 at 6:11 pm
That is disgusting Throbert :S
March 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm
These “Rolcats” are funny, no? I also appreciate the actual translations.
2 jokes for the price of 1, Comrade!
March 9, 2009 at 6:59 am
We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.
March 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Translating my own joke (not that anyone asked):
What happened, mommy, is that after class at Kitten School, I went up to the teacher and asked, “Mr. Mistofeles, what does ‘bukkake’ mean?” And so then he explained just exactly WHAT it means…”
March 12, 2009 at 6:24 am
Last night I dreamed I had a RolCat. One that actually spoke out loud, in Russian. That’s how much I wish there were new updates on this site. *snif*
March 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
“If sour cream is always this aggressive I’ll never love it”
March 13, 2009 at 7:23 am
My vomiting and nausea, muscle cramps, hallucinations, profuse sweating, and diarrhea have led me to post asking for more rolcat. Please? Come on dawg, be cool. I’ll s your d yo. Swear to gawd, dawg. How much you give me to see how far I can shoot this ping-pong ball out of my ass? No seriously I’ll just do it and then you decide how much rolcat it was worth.
March 13, 2009 at 8:50 pm
More rolcats please.
March 14, 2009 at 11:44 am
I secretly love this site!
March 16, 2009 at 6:43 pm
No you don’t…I mean I…er…
March 17, 2009 at 8:30 pm
This is the greatest site in the history of ever. Everything is so well written. MOAR ROLCATS PLZ K THX BAI
March 18, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Finally, these horrid, blasphemous rolcats have been shut down by the communism machine. ¡Praise the hammer, obey the sickle, comrades!
March 19, 2009 at 5:40 am
PLZ MOAR LOL
March 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
LOL MOAR PLZ
March 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
ROLL MOL ZAP
March 20, 2009 at 12:55 pm
POLL RAM LOZ
March 20, 2009 at 12:57 pm
@ ganrAma
I too enjoy a good POLE RAM (BTW you spelled it rong).
March 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Zomg, mas Яolgatos!
http://bit.ly/4kb77v
March 23, 2009 at 8:22 pm
C’MON dammit!! I need a fix….
March 23, 2009 at 10:39 pm
WANT.
WANT BAD.
March 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm
No rolcats Johnny Tsunami a very bad surfer. A we wouldn’t want that now, would we?
March 26, 2009 at 8:59 am
PleaSE, more rolcats! This is the funniest site evah!pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…