Archive for January, 2009

January 30, 2009


Cease your protests, the deal is done!  You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!

January 30, 2009


Do not despair, Laika! Comrade Khrushchev honors you!

Our love was but a dalliance!

Your ascent to the cosmos will strike terror into the West!

January 30, 2009


I swear I spoke no ill of The Party!

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers

January 29, 2009


Your floral offering serves as no deterrent to the inevitable, betrayer.

You will now join me in oblivion.

January 29, 2009


Cease your rescue attempts!

Harvest my connective tissues so that the Motherland may restock her glue reserves…

January 28, 2009


What beauty, not since during Glasnost has my heart soared so! I intend you to bear my children, this request you will not deny!

January 28, 2009


This shall provide the nourishment needed to brave the crowds awaiting their weekly beetroot ration.

January 28, 2009


We sleep with vigor. Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

January 28, 2009

dbMother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!

January 28, 2009


Where re-education has failed my comrade, the hangman’s noose will succeed…

January 28, 2009


Puppy: Can I conjure happiness from physical things?

other: You can try.

Puppy: This experience made me weak willed and afraid

other:  With this effort you will come up short every time.

January 28, 2009


You punch like a Georgian!

January 28, 2009

sqIs most powerful laptop in all of Tbilisi, can it be?

(The cat, he is quoting famous Russian comedian)

January 28, 2009


were it not for fashionable style haircut.. sniper’s bullet would have made my death.. it is true!

January 28, 2009

I can see someone’s misplaced Ushanka? Careless fool, winter’s bitter fury will surely smother their spirit.

January 28, 2009


Do you mistake us for sincere?

We adorn ourselves thus to mock the capitalist sacrament of annual materials exchange…

January 28, 2009


We are American humans swimming in water suitable for drinking!

January 28, 2009


Paned windows are prohibited in this sector, comrade Sergei.
Will you kindly report to the Lubyanka, or will you force me to violence?…

January 28, 2009


My iodine rations are depleted!

Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

January 28, 2009

Your plea…

…guilty and content with my punishment!

January 27, 2009


Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…

I prepare your final resting place, as your overfed corpse will make a fine fertilizer for my potato crops

January 27, 2009


State-run media is best for everyone!

January 27, 2009


Make haste for the village granary, Sasha!

Our block captain watches closely…

January 27, 2009

Cat: My spirit is being crushed within the machinery of industrial society

Mouse: Your failing is lack of hard work and diligence

January 27, 2009

My living quarters are comprised of the bone meal of the bourgeois!