Puppy: Can I conjure happiness from physical things?

other: You can try.

Puppy: This experience made me weak willed and afraid

other:  With this effort you will come up short every time.

5 Responses to “”

  1. Fluent Says:

    I can’t believe any of the ignorant douches on this blog didn’t comment on this one! Oh, that’s because the “translation” is just pathetic. Ok, here’s the real deal, but it’s so hard to translate this one!

    Q: What did you call the puppy?
    A: Everpresent.
    Q: Is that with one “p” or two “p”s?
    A: We’ll have to wait and see.
    (If you insert an extra “p” in Everpresent in Russian, it’s “PissingEverywhere”, now see picture) 😉

  2. Harold Says:

    We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

  3. lolHarold Says:

    Harold, get a new comment instead of spamming the same one on every post. Your hands must be aching from all that CTRL+V work! Learn to laugh a little – you’ll live longer.

  4. Varvar Says:

    Oh come on, my dear. This one has a sublime quality.

    It’s like a conversation you can have with the famous Zensoviet Comrade Commissar Yoda.

  5. RUSSIAxUSA Says:

    chown doggy-style

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