We are American humans swimming in water suitable for drinking!


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  1. Michael K Says:


  2. Jari T Says:


    Love your other work, too!

  3. Meeghan Says:

    So we’re a bunch of cops?

  4. Harold Says:

    We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

  5. tmart Says:

    I love how no matter what shitty country these people are from, the only thing they can come up with is to call us pigs. If you Russians are jealous of us too then go join in with the Taliban.

  6. Mr C Says:

    tmart, it’s a JOKE. ie the translations are FAKE 😉

    Also, Harold is a lame spammer!

  7. Harold Says:

    We, ugly Americans, sure do love to laugh – so long as its @ others’ expense. Someone hx0rz this site already. Lame.

  8. Tim Says:

    wow Harold, you really liked this one… had to paste on it twice!!!!

  9. Caleb Says:

    I’m full American, and I find this one hilarious. If tmart wants to make ignorant statements about an entire country, then fine by me. Way to bring the Taliban into this too. Classy.

  10. Anna Says:

    Ok, now I’m pretty sure the site makers don’t know Russian. This one you could’ve just translated straight up and got something suitable for the site. XD

  11. Varvar Says:

    This one is the best one. Evidence: tmart.

  12. Phoebe Says:

    I’m an American and this one totally made me burst out laughing.

  13. Tony Says:

    tmart is a comedy genius. You all shut up.

  14. RUSSIAxUSA Says:

    NEWSFLASH: Clones of olympic swimming hero Phelps have been sighted.

  15. Товарищ Бомзе Says:

    Actually, it was never common in Russia to call Americans pigs. Or “running dogs”. Both come from American movies made by people who for some reason could not get a hold of a real Russian speaker and pay him 50 bucks to give them a word or two.

  16. chopin Says:

    well, guys, just think!

    the english phrase is far too short.. besides, in the russian(?) text, there are two sentences (there’s an exclamation mark in between…)
    learn to read cyrillc: there is no such word as “Американ” (American)

  17. Hans Says:

    Awesome. I burst out laughing.

  18. Nanina Says:

    hi… the translations are totally fake, i just read the real one and it goes something like “winning first place came as a tota surprise for us, since we were actually on a mass escape”… tsss…

  19. jenna Says:

    my very favorite.

    this website is absolute win.

  20. love Says:



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