Archive for February, 2009

February 26, 2009


-The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.

-Do you know the time in Zurich?

-It is you! no one believed you would survive.

-We have little time, you must get these microfiche of the sub plans to Moscow


February 26, 2009


Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!

February 25, 2009


Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

February 24, 2009


Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life’s novelty. Soon you will grow and so will your disdain for this banal existence you once considered beautiful.

February 18, 2009


Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress…  I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

February 17, 2009


Lie back and think of summers in Kiev, o cloudless sky.

Our edifices are firm but gentle lovers!

You shall not want for steel…

February 16, 2009


The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.

February 15, 2009


Your inactivity is criminal, porcine gastropod…

Go back to Oklahoma!

February 11, 2009


Alarm!! Don your masks or you will dance the sarin jig this night!!!

February 9, 2009


I have bested my brethren this day!!!

It is I who will inflict happiness and joy upon countless children in the Moscow Circus!

February 6, 2009


Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.

We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.

February 4, 2009


Aaaaah… Pig iron, your musk is that of glorious industry …

February 3, 2009


You’re light on your payments again Andrei.  If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.

February 2, 2009


These consumables are contraband, comrade – your passage to the gulag is paid for in L’eggs Body Beautiful Smoothers Shaping Hosiery!