Author Archive

March 27, 2009

8

-His lethargic display of apathy and lack of industry is shameful!

-It is a legitimate response to the harsh and inconsequential nature of being. I celebrate his tenacity!

March 26, 2009

how

After that act of defiance Grigor was never heard from again.  And none in the company ever spoke of the incident.  He was my best friend.

March 4, 2009

c7

Kapitan, there was an accident in the research facility!  It’s imperative we reach the acid baths…

March 3, 2009

b

That we both may be a burden on the state, this thought above all others keeps me from sleep this night.

February 26, 2009

8e

-The air is crisp, like fresh spring leaves.

-Do you know the time in Zurich?

-It is you! no one believed you would survive.

-We have little time, you must get these microfiche of the sub plans to Moscow

February 26, 2009

tx

Let this serve as a warning to all betrayers!

February 25, 2009

c6

Commissar Markov has long been a loyal party member, but I fear his growing influence in state policy.  Perhaps it is time to cash in a favor from my friends at the Kremlin.

February 24, 2009

tfm

Yes child, enjoy your naive appreciation of life’s novelty. Soon you will grow and so will your disdain for this banal existence you once considered beautiful.

February 18, 2009

e

Drat, thwarted so close to freedom’s sweet caress…  I dreamed for but a taste of the decadent west, and now my eulogy is sung by guard dogs and alarm bells.

February 16, 2009

jj

The men I’ve sent to death weigh heavily on my mind; but this burden is but a fist of straw compared to the strain of the republic.

February 3, 2009

sc

You’re light on your payments again Andrei.  If we discover you’ve been holding out, you’ll be treated to a reunion with your cousins at the bottom of the Moskva.

January 30, 2009

hp5

Cease your protests, the deal is done!  You are to make a fine wife for uncouth American businessman!

January 30, 2009

z5

I swear I spoke no ill of The Party!

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers

January 28, 2009

3v

What beauty, not since during Glasnost has my heart soared so! I intend you to bear my children, this request you will not deny!

January 28, 2009

qj

This shall provide the nourishment needed to brave the crowds awaiting their weekly beetroot ration.

January 28, 2009

1s

We sleep with vigor. Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

January 28, 2009

dbMother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!

January 28, 2009

u8

Puppy: Can I conjure happiness from physical things?

other: You can try.

Puppy: This experience made me weak willed and afraid

other:  With this effort you will come up short every time.

January 28, 2009

sqIs most powerful laptop in all of Tbilisi, can it be?

(The cat, he is quoting famous Russian comedian)

January 28, 2009

hm

were it not for fashionable style haircut.. sniper’s bullet would have made my death.. it is true!

January 28, 2009

I can see someone’s misplaced Ushanka? Careless fool, winter’s bitter fury will surely smother their spirit.

January 28, 2009

Your plea…

…guilty and content with my punishment!

January 27, 2009

Cat: My spirit is being crushed within the machinery of industrial society

Mouse: Your failing is lack of hard work and diligence