Archive for the ‘Rolcats’ Category

January 28, 2009

qj

This shall provide the nourishment needed to brave the crowds awaiting their weekly beetroot ration.

January 28, 2009

1s

We sleep with vigor. Content with the knowledge that Lenin’s body shall never decay…

January 28, 2009

dbMother, if my constitution is unfit for gymnast… The grist mill shall become my pommel horse and daily labor my reward!

January 28, 2009

sqIs most powerful laptop in all of Tbilisi, can it be?

(The cat, he is quoting famous Russian comedian)

January 28, 2009

hm

were it not for fashionable style haircut.. sniper’s bullet would have made my death.. it is true!

January 28, 2009

I can see someone’s misplaced Ushanka? Careless fool, winter’s bitter fury will surely smother their spirit.

January 28, 2009

vt

My iodine rations are depleted!

Come nightfall I will leave Pripyat forever and make for the verdant hills of Dnipropetrovsk!

January 28, 2009

Your plea…

…guilty and content with my punishment!

January 27, 2009

bs

Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…

I prepare your final resting place, as your overfed corpse will make a fine fertilizer for my potato crops

January 27, 2009

j0

State-run media is best for everyone!

January 27, 2009

oa

Make haste for the village granary, Sasha!

Our block captain watches closely…

January 27, 2009

Cat: My spirit is being crushed within the machinery of industrial society

Mouse: Your failing is lack of hard work and diligence

January 27, 2009

My living quarters are comprised of the bone meal of the bourgeois!